When It Comes To OPP, Damn Skippy I'm With It!

I went out and shovelled my driveway today and then I looked outside a couple hours later to see that it was snowing again. How frustrating. I hate shovelling. I have a big driveway and that means a lot of snow. I have also occupied my day with laundry. For some reason I like doing my own laundry. One of my pet peeves is other people doing my laundry. I have been like this since I was like 13.

If anyone checked out Dave's blog today you would notice the announcement for the b-day/going away party this Saturday February 3rd. This will be everyone's oppurtunity to celebrate Dave's birthday and to say goodbye to Mike and Deanna who leave on the 5th for their wedding/honeymoon. You can also come say goodbye to me, but I will only be gone for 5 weeks while M & D will be gone for 5 months. I fortunately will be able to see M & D a bit more because I'll be at the wedding in Hawaii(Kauai) and I can confirm that I will be meeting them in New Zealand in Mid March. I found a really good deal on a return ticket from Sydney to Auckland.

Here are some pics of Kauai. I post these pics to make everyone not coming to the wedding insanely jealous





Warmest Regards
Neltoid

Coming Down Is The Hardest Thing

A quick apology to Luke and Dave for missing your calls on Saturday. I was over at my stepbrothers and I left my phone in the car. Don't worry you didn't miss much, I just had a wild orgy with Wonder Women, Sheera, and the Little Mermaid.








Not much else new in the world of Neltoid. Mike pointed out to me today that it is 12 days until I land in Hawaii. I can't wait for the good times to begin.


later
cbn

The Way Things Are Going They're Going to Crucify Me

Hey


Last night was a fun night.

Jeff's little sister Caitlyn took Jeff and I out for some free drinks. Caitlyn works for Earls and she was given the rough job of going to their competitors and comparing the prices of certain drinks. So Jeff and I being the great guys that we are went with and helped Caitlyn drink these beverages. We went to Moxie's, The Freehouse and the BarKing Fish, then we went to Earls where we had some more drinks and many delicious appetizers. Dave joined us at the BarKing Fish.

Not much else new to report.

Glad to hear that you got back to Cardiff safe and sound Nicole. Sad to hear that your place got broken into. I hope they catch the bastards.

See you Later
CB Neltoid

I Want You So Hard, I Want You So Good

Hey Folks


My grandma's 80th Birthday was a huge success. The 16 members of my family were able to pose for long enough to get our portrait taken. I wore my classic grey pants with a black button up shirt. Lets just say I looked good.

After the portrait my dad took my sister, neice, and I out for dim sum at Genesis. It was delicious. Then we met up with our family again for a come and go tea at the Parktown hotel. And a lot of people came. Apparently my grandma is really popular. Then about 30 of us went out for supper at the Granada, which I had never been to before. I had chicken fingers and beer.

After supper I dropped my sister and neice off and then I went to Amigos for the Fjords show. As expected they rocked out with their cocks out(not literally). It was a good night, I saw a lot of good people who I had not seen in a while. I spent most of the night talking to Twyla, which was cool.

So that was my Saturday.

Sunday I watched football with Paul.

Superbowl prediction: Colts 24 - Bears 17

Monday I hung out with my neice during the day and watched 24 that night. I can't believe that Jack's brother and father may be involved in the most recent attacks.

Yesterday I went and had wings with Gilles, Nicole, and Luke. It was a good scene.

Unfortunately Nicole has to go back to Wales on Thursday. See you in May friend.

Later
neltoid

720 Dunk—Better Quality

I don't know how many people who read this blog like basketball as well, but this blew me away. I have watched it repeatedly

Kick That Dirt Off Your Shoulder

I am a bit dissapointed that a couple of certain people have been using there blog links to attack each other. You two should really go to therapy. I'll pay for it. Metallica went to therapy so can The Fjords.

Jeff and I had an excellent day yesterday. We played Madden 07 for a few hours then we went to Nino's for supper I had dry ribs, Jeff had chicken fingers. Jeff knew our waitress so we got free drinks which was cool. Then we went back to Jeff's house and played more Madden. I went 1 and 3, so the next time we play I am going to have revenge on my mind. It's a good thing I am such a good loser, right Jeff.

Tomorrow is my Grandma's 80th birthday and my family has a whole day of things planned. The first thing we are doing is a family portarit. By my calculations there will be 12 adults, 3 toddlers, and a baby, should be a gong show. What is a proper portrait outfit? I think I am going to go with a nice shirt and sweater combo.

Tomorrow is also the much anticipated Fjords comeback show. So everybody should come check it out. I'll be there.

Did anyone else notice that the results for the super villian tests for everyone else the highests percentages were in the seventies, but mine was in the nineties. Maybe I am pure evil.

One thing I know is that I am not a coward like the annonymous insulter.

I noticed yesterday that a person from Russia checked out my blog. So here is a special message for my Russian friends.
Christifanity одно поистине вероисповедание

Just Leave Him Alone, Cause The Boys Bad News!

My sister forwarded a quiz which lets you know which super villian you would be. My results are not surprising. I hope my fellow nerds enjoy this.

Your results:
You are Apocalypse

Apocalypse 91% Magneto 80% Dr. Doom 79% Dark Phoenix 77% Mystique 74% Poison Ivy 67% Juggernaut 66% Venom 62% Catwoman 61% Two-Face 58% Lex Luthor 56% The Joker 55% Kingpin 45% Mr. Freeze 43% Riddler 40% Green Goblin 30%

You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.

Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test


later
neltoid

I Don't Know What's Better, Getting Laid Or Getting Paid, All I Know Is When I Get One The Others Getting Away

Greeting Earthlings


Still no reply from the annonymous insulter. This person is clearly a coward. I am guessing they are a left-wing Liberal Pinko who hates freedom. This annonymous insulter really needs to put their money where their mouth is. If your grammar and spelling is so good that you feel you can insult mine then you should feel confident enough in yourself to compete in the grammar rodeo. If my grammar and spelling need improving then what do you have to worry about?

We had an excellent BC at Jerry's food emporium. I finally got to see Daved and Matteo. I had the Big Breakfast, it was good except for the bacon. I like my bacon crispy, not chewy. I guess I should have requested crispy, my mistake.

Dave and I played Lego StarWars the videogame on Friday which was quite fun.

Saturday after I spent all day at my stepbrothers watching football I went out for some drinks with Ryalls. Smith eventually joined us. It was good.

The season premier of 24 last night was pretty good. I can't wait to see what happens tonight. Those 2 years in a Chinese prison have definately changed Jack Bauer.

Later
neltoid

I'm Like A Russian Mobsta, Drinking Distilled Vodka

We got 25 centimeteres of snow here, how ridiculous is that. Blizzards suck unless they are the delicious Dairy Queen version. It took my dad almost 2 and a half hours to drive home from work. Normally it doesn't take over 20 minutes to get any where here in The Toon.

Being stuck in the house does kind of suck, but I have been making the best of it. Thank God for booze! Am I right, Holla!
I have been playing some scrabble with my mom and to no ones surprise I am destroying her and of course catching up on some video games you know typical Christifanian stuff.

I hope no one got stuck in a crappy place (except for my annonymous insulter, I hope he/she got stuck in like the worst place imaginable and I can imagine a lot of bad places, this is assuming this person lives in The Toon. I am still waiting for this person to come forward. The grammar rodeo won't be to hard, especially for someone who feels superior enough to judge a persons grammar and spelling).

Kudos to Jeffy on the new blog. I'm surprised you have even done one blog Pederson. I hope my prediction that you will totally neglect this blog doesn't come true. Did you go to Edmonton? If anyone could drive through a blizzard it would be you Jeff.

Later

neltoid

Who Do You Know Fresher Then Neltoid?

Looks like my annonymous insulter has yet to grow some balls.
If the annonymous insulter doesn't reveal themself soon I will have to start coming to some conclusions about this person and I will be forced to publish these conclusions. I can guarantee these conclusions will not be flattering.


Anyways....Apparently we are getting some blizzard action tomorrow morning here in the Toon. This of course means that the chances of me going out are slim.

Cold+Wind=Unhappy Chris

Here are some pics to take everyone's mind off the shitty weather

No One Insults My Grammar And Gets Away With It!

It looks like someone has decided to attack me through my comments option of this my glorious blog.

If you people do not know what I am speaking of then go to my previous blog and read the second comment.

Apparently someone is not a fan of my grammar or spelling. Well I'm not a fan of people who leave anonnymous comments. If you want to insult me via the blog then have the balls to put your name behind the insult. This annonymous insulter has touched a nerve with me. I worked extrememly hard over the years to improve my grammar and that hard work landed me a B.A. and hopefully in the future more degrees. Now I fully admit that my blog has had grammatical and spelling mistakes, but that is not from lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of proof reading.

So I have decided to challenge this annonymous insulter to a grammar competion or better yet a grammar rodeo. Reveal yourself annonymous insulter and answer my challenge! You have awakened the vengeful beast that lays inside me. Prepare to be humiliated.

neltoid

Happy New Year To Some, Not All

I hope you all had a good New Years Eve and Day. I spent the night with my friends sharing some drinks and laughter. We almost missed the countdown, but fortunately I glanced at a clock at 11:59pm.


I like the rest of my family seem to be battling a cold at the moment. I hate colds. It sucks because I finally shook the cold I got like a month ago and now I have another one.

I personally think that New Year's Resolutions are lame. Why wait until the new year to make a change in your life. But if I had to make a New Year's Resolution it would probably be too tone down my cornacopia of awesomeness so that other people can show their cornacopia's of awesomeness.

Later guys and dolls

neltoid