BOOM POW SURPRISE

Hello folks.

I apologize if the last post was offensive or seemed different from my usual ramblings, I was drunk. Kudos to Embo though for being an excellent typist as well. I should hire a personal assistant so I can dictate all my blogs. And by the way I do not actually hate immigrants.


As I am sure you all know I came home from Europe for the holidays. I enjoyed my time in Europe. I saw some amazing things and I met some very cool people, but I was ready to come home. I decided it would also be the most fun to surprise people. So I did. Surprising people is really fun. I just like blowing peoples minds.
I will never forget the look on some of the peoples faces, namely my parents and seeing JB's jaw drop when he realized it was me. The best reaction came from my 3 year old neice who upon seeing me ran to my arms gave me a hug and started to jump up and down yelling my name.

At this time I would also like to give mention to my brother Paul who was the only member of my family in on the surprise and as part of the deal we made I will now officially make Paul the first Saint of CHRISTIFANITY, Congrats Aikenhead.

I am here until February 9th, so if anybody wants to get together I am available for boozing, drinking, partying, wine tastings, beerfests, and other social activities.

Later
Neltoid

Christifanity vs. lambs navy Rum

it is the day after christmas and i am currently drunk with my good friends mike, deanna and EMBO, weve been playing a little mariokart as well as smoking some players, and doin some shots, and having some general merriment. We are about to go out to meet some dude EMBO knows, and i am going to grill him on being a jackass. Hopefully i can make this young lad change his jackass ways through the power of Christifanity. I believe i will be successful cause' im really cocky. In conclusion, Id like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, and NOT a happy Holiday, because happy holidays is part of the war on Christmas. I also do not like Feliz Navidad because I hate immigrants. EMBo rocks the nation. and she is an excellent typest. peace and love. The Neltoid.

Tis' The Season To Be Drinking

Hello everybody

I hope your holiday season is going smoothly. Mine has been pretty relaxing, you know beaches, sangria, hot spanish ladies that kind of thing. I am currently in the town of Alicante which is on the Mediteranian Sea. This is a big tourist town and it is crazy busy for the holidays.


I am staying at a really nice hotel that I found online for a really good price. It has been like a little vacation from my long vacation. I was also able to put my pics on a disc and henceforth on to a computer so I can share with you all. Here are some more.


These pics are of a giant beer I had in Nice, Me in Monaco, and of the beach in Cannes.


Later

cbn

THE PICS




I guess I should explain where the pictures are from. The first one is of me at the Colessium in Rome, the second one is of me at the top of La Sagrada Cathedral in Barcelona. The third one is of Monte Carlo, number four is me riding a cannon at Cardif Bay, and number five is a painting of Gary Coleman's head which is on the side of the train station in Cannes, why is there a painting of Gary Coleman's head on the Cannes train station? good question I personally could not get an answer so I am forced to assume that Gary Coleman is still a huge star in the French Rivierra. I wonder if Gary knows this, I am sure he reads this blog so he will know soon enough.


Lounging in Alicante currently

neltoid

AS PROMISED


First I would like to thank Mike for the recent pictures he sent me. It looks like I had a great time at BC. I hope I have an equally as good of time at the Bachelor party.

I said there would be new pics and I am a man of my word...Enjoy

HELLO. IT'S ME AGAIN


I am bored so therefore I am blogging. Nothing new to report.


If I am not mistaking today is the 15th, this means that Nicole is on her way home as I type this. I am envious. I would love to be home for the holidays. I hope everyone in the crew enjoys BC tomorrow someone eat some bacon for me.

My stomach has been bothering me all day. Especially when I sit. Maybe my hernia is exploding(just a joke mom). It is probably gas or something I am sure it will pass with a good nights sleep and no drinking tonight. I usually do not put personnal things like this on my blog, but hey, got to type something.

I appreciated the CHRIStmas greetings Luke.

I am guaranteeing new pictures on my next post. If I don't have new pics up may my hernia explode(again, mom I am fine, stop worrying).


Feliz Navidad in 10 days

neltoid

HOWDY Y'All



Barcelona is a cool city. Yesterday I went and checked out the Sagrada Cathedral. It was built by an architect who was a devout catholic and it is bizzare, but at the same time beautiful. I have some pictures and I will try and post them next week.

I also went to Las Ramblas which is a crazy pedestrian market in Barcelona. Bought some souveniers.

I do not know for sure where I am venturing to next, but I will be sure to keep you all posted on my whereabouts.


Later y'all

neltodium

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CHRIS NELSON?


Greetings

Yesterday when I was chatting with Nicole she mentioned I should blog more. I apologize if my lack of blogging for the past week has affected any of you negatively.

Anyways like I said in the last blog I did go up to Florence. It is a beautiful city, it also rained on me there. I still had my cold so I wasn´t as gun-ho as I usually am when I get to a new city, but I did manage to go check out the Duomo and Michalengelo´s David(the most famous sculpture in the world). It was much more impressive in person and unlike the Mona Lisa nad the Colesseum it was bigger then expected. I still prefer Chris Nelson´s David(love ya Browntown).

I also had my fair share of delicious gelati while I was in Florence, my favourite being Nutella. Nutella is the most delicious thing in the world. It is like spreading the inside of a Ferrero Rochner on anything(I must give credit for this analogy to Nicole a fellow Nutella lover). I also tried a particularily good pistachio gelati.

Christmas season is in full effect here in the old world. It just doesn´t seem right without snow. Lit up palm trees? what the hell!

Well that´s it for now.

Later peeps

Neltoid





Oh Yeah, the answer of the title is?
Barcelona

CHRISTIFANITY vs CATHOLICISM


Today I ventured to Vatican city. I saw St peters Basilica which was very impressive andd huge.

I tried to get a face to face meeting with Pope Benedict, but apparently he is not man enough to have a sit down with a leader of a true religion. I bet John Paul would have seen me, he was a totally better Pope.

I also went and saw the Colessium. Very cool to see in person, not as large as I thought it would be. I would have been a kickass Gladiator

Off to Florence tomorrow

later

Maximus Nelson

ROME IF YOU WANT TOO


One of the good things about me having a eurailpass is that I can go to places on a whim, and that is what I did yesterday. I am currently in Rome, it is very impressive, imagining being in a place where everytime you walk around the corner there is some kind of really old building or statue or church(lots of churches) I have not been able to see much of the really cool stuff because during my whim to come to Rome I developed a nasty cold. I am shocked that I had not gotten one earlier, I think I used my mental powers to ward off the cold until now(The 11 hour train trip weakened my mental powers). So I have been taking it easy, little walks here and there, but that is about it, I am hoping that I feel well enough tomorrow so I can go check out Vatican City and the Colosseum(I think I might do one of the cheesy tourist buses like Luker and I did in London). I am here until Thursday then I think I am going to go checkout Florence.

later
cb neltoid

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS RAIN ON ME?


Greetings from the French Riveira. I have been in Nice for the past few days. The first day I got here it was beautiful. I sat on the beach and had some beers. Yesterday started out great the weather was alright and I hopped a train to Monaco. Monaco is amazing, the views are spectacular. I saw the royal palace and the exotic garden which has over 1000 varieties of cactus. It then started to rain and I did not have my umbrella because I figured it would be nice in the French Riveira so I left my umbrella in Wales because Nicoles was all mangled and didnt really work. Last time I do something nice for anyone.

Today it did not rain much, but everything was wet everywhere. I went to Cannes today and you could tell that they had a major downpour. This area is so funny, everyone has had a facelift and they all have small dogs. I think I am going to hang around this area for a little longer, maybe checkout northern Italy a bit before I go to Spain.

Later
cb neltoid